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  • After brutally murdering a shopkeeper in cold blood because he gave our barbarian a funny look.

  • DM:

    Whilst looking through his pockets you find a note with a picture attached. The picture is of his wife and daughter and the note says "glad you are retiring tomorrow, let's celebrate at the inn!"

  • Thief:

    Is the wife hot?

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